After a long session with the Cardio Man, Pun # 18

 Pun # 18 follows:

"Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft,and I'll show you a flat minor."

Pun # 17 . Check out Maestro Pelicanus conducting the White Rock Symphony and Chorus.

 

Pun # 17  goes like this:  " With her marriage, she got a new name and a  dress." 

Shopped at Hong Kong Market Today. Also,#16 pun.

 It has been several years since shopping there. My taste buds for  Chinese food has a long history. I do cook Chinese dishes. This past weekend, I broke my rice ladle. Hong Kong didn't have the old type in stock, but luck was on my side. A new stainless steel ladle (not anything like a soup ladle BTW) became part of my dinner tonight .It was egg noodles which I used my new ladle to dish them. It was way better than the plastic one that broke.

Funny thing is that I have a friend from Hong Kong with the name TO. The lady that checked me out was also a TO. I'm sure that she was no relations to my To. Here in the states To, and I live 1200 miles apart, but  as Sophia on the old "Golden Girls" show oftentimes said, "you never know". And you don't. So the next time going there to shop, I will find out if she has relatives in the Great Lakes.

Now, today's pun # 16 already goes like this:" If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed."

"No commercial airlines has more heart than Southwest.So, these signs were just to gain attention,for me."

The shoot was a real live news feed and it was picked up by the Europeans Press for photos.

Happy Labor Day in the US

 Today's pun, #15, is this: " A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion."

Great Lunch with Brother and Sister-in-law.

 Ate to much good food.  Now, it's time for # 14 Pun in the series, which is going to be shorter than anticipated. It seems that some of the first page of puns is repeated as page 3. AARGH! Sorry, 'bout that.

Pun # 14:  

" In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes." 

Must Be Doing Something Right!

Someone tried to throw me a curve this morning. 

 So, I prayed for them to give up their hate!

Off To An Early Start Ahead of the pun at the end of this post.

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This crossing gate is from the original crossing and tracks.The tracks on both sides of this crossing will be replaced after the construction with new rail by Herzog Co. It is also the site for emergency first responders should one be needed.

 

 Readers, let the pun for today begin.

Pun # 13: "A backward poet writes in verse"